Thursday, February 18, 2010

more ton'



tony i got your back bro

22 comments:

  1. fuck its still too early. when do we get to the part where you give up on the SHITTY IMAGES and actually start blogging about how to not get blown up or whatever, you're in a unique position to provide this information because of your massive FANBASE

    oops i lied you don't have a massive fanbase yet either. fffffuuuuu

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  2. Well you don't see the truth man. It seems like he uses SHITTY IMAGES, but in all honesty, he's using them in an ironic way. Anyone can use good images in his or her blog; but Strider is above good. Strider is AWESOME! Strider is so awesome that he zeros out the meter on AWESOME-TUDE. As for the fan base, his humor is like his images. The fan base will get there sooner or later. My friend Jade, said that he will become so much more popular in a few days or so. I don't know, maybe it's due to her Gnostic Ability.

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  3. This kid just doesn't have time for your bullshit.

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  4. I think confusedAmbassador may be pretending to be a Troll. He has the same capitalization scheme as them, and has initials comprised of only C, G, A and T.

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  5. confusedAmbassador *is* a Troll! I'm calling you out on this one, confusedAmbassador!

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  6. OMFG! If it's CGAT, then do you think they'll somehow form together a DNA strand or something?

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  7. This image burns deep into the fabric of my soul

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  8. goddamn Curt what kind of creepy bullshit is that

    like I think an involuntary shudder kind of went through me and then the rest of the city when I read that

    sort of an empathetic grossed-outness

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  9. Be fair mawk - Curt's probably half-right. No one can make images this shitty without going well out of their way to do some exquisitely intentional fuckery to their compression system.

    Curt's other half, of course, is -ASSED. Because otherwise, his reply was the lamest, most poorly executed use of ironic adoration I have ever goddamn seen, and I've goddamn seen a lot of poorly executed irony in my lifetime. I don't think he's even capable of comprehending the kind of sad situation he is wallowing in right now, most likely because he's been wallowing in it every day of his life, and he's simply gotten used to it the way janitors get used to the smell of shit in the handicapped stall of the men's bathroom after fifteen years of scrubbing it off the walls every day.

    Creepy doesn't even make it to Curt's door man. Creepy tries to, but it withers and dies from some kind of tedium-induced starvation before getting within 100 yards.

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  10. You guys have fun with the Meteors, I'll just go ahead and find my own way to the Medium.

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  11. okay, like, brotip: dropping all kinds of flatfooted references like it's raining elephants at the dinner table isn't really the way to distinguish yourself as an internet brofessional. if you absolutely GOTTA pepper the conversation with all kinds of allusions you should show like I dunno some tact or something! it's like you're just SO HAPPY TO BE HERE that you go out of your way to like try and impress the big kids but really they're just standing there wondering what the hell that kid's doing and what other silly maneuvers they can convince him to execute.

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  12. this is all hypothetical of course. can't you just feel your mind like expanding from this exercise?

    goddamn guys much more of this and I am going to be RUINOUS to babylon just you wait

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  13. ATTN SELF IN THE PAST THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM SELF IN THE FUTURE YOU ARE DUMB

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  14. so what are you and tony bros or are you gonna fag out on him here or what. because idont mind bromos so if i see a couple dudes kiss all sloppy its not gonna be a big thing

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  15. i mean was your last post just the way kids say they have crushes on eachother (insulting eachother) and now you and the birdman are literally layin eggs or did i miss something

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  16. Dave you fucking rock, and just ignore confused ambassador, he is a fucking asshole.

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  17. Interesting, this appears to be either a melting statue of a human, or a thermography filter or something applied to an image of a vaguely human face. Also, meteors.

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    1. The hell's the deal wIth all these meteors I keep hearIng about.

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