Really, that's at like #8 on my list. Seriously, you're keeping a six ton predator in a fucking swimming pool doing tricks for morons day in and day out. It's surprising more people don't get eaten. Now I ain't gonna say the gal deserved it, but...
oh fucking great, my parents are planning a trip to that hellhole
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
FIRST THREE ROWS MAY GET MESSILY DEVOUREDoh man, that would be so cool. if anyone reading this works at Seaworld, you know what to do. it's for the sake of things that would be so cool.
you know it bro
Wise words indeed.
brohumans are delicous to waleswere likepancakes
international house of manthe embassy slash diner
Looksl ike she had a WALE OF A TIMe!
I bet one of her co workers soaked her swim suit in fish or something,as some hilarious practical joke..."hahah you smell like fishohgodagiantorca"
Fat soaking monsters will eat me?Oh you mean that fat ass in the first row. He gave me that "you look tasty" stare the whole fuckin show. Knew he was gunna go for it. Thanks for the warning bro.
Clearly the best solution is to tear the offender open as if you were an infernal whirligig of blades and acid. Where you get the blades is your problem though :V
dave i got your back
hey bro where did you hide my reply? not cool man, not cool.
That fucker shouldn't even be able to eat a kid, let alone some woman. I mean, look at all that blubber, it's a crime against nature. Somebody needs to introduce that motherfucker to nutrasystem.
omg dave ur blogg is sooo laaaaaamelike sereusly my blog is liek an infenity withen an ienfinity tiems beetter than ursand i onlyy have lieke 2 goddamm posts*so manyy spellinm istakes i cant enven count
thanks for the advice dudewell i don't like wet lard creatures anyway so i can easily avoidbeing around them i guessand greciacome onlets not get tipsydaves probably way too cool for this shite anymore yeah?