Thursday, February 25, 2010

this is why you dont go to sea world

because some fat soaking monster will eat you

20 comments:

  1. Really, that's at like #8 on my list. Seriously, you're keeping a six ton predator in a fucking swimming pool doing tricks for morons day in and day out. It's surprising more people don't get eaten. Now I ain't gonna say the gal deserved it, but...

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  2. oh fucking great, my parents are planning a trip to that hellhole

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  3. FIRST THREE ROWS MAY GET MESSILY DEVOURED

    oh man, that would be so cool. if anyone reading this works at Seaworld, you know what to do. it's for the sake of things that would be so cool.

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  4. bro

    humans are delicous to wales

    were like
    pancakes

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  5. international house of man

    the embassy slash diner

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  6. Looksl ike she had a WALE OF A TIMe!

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  7. I bet one of her co workers soaked her swim suit in fish or something,
    as some hilarious practical joke...

    "hahah you smell like fishohgodagiantorca"

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  8. Fat soaking monsters will eat me?

    Oh you mean that fat ass in the first row. He gave me that "you look tasty" stare the whole fuckin show. Knew he was gunna go for it. Thanks for the warning bro.

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  9. Clearly the best solution is to tear the offender open as if you were an infernal whirligig of blades and acid. Where you get the blades is your problem though :V

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  10. hey bro where did you hide my reply? not cool man, not cool.

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  11. That fucker shouldn't even be able to eat a kid, let alone some woman. I mean, look at all that blubber, it's a crime against nature. Somebody needs to introduce that motherfucker to nutrasystem.

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  12. omg dave ur blogg is sooo laaaaaame
    like sereusly my blog is liek an infenity withen an ienfinity tiems beetter than urs
    and i onlyy have lieke 2 goddamm posts
    *so manyy spellinm istakes i cant enven count

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  13. thanks for the advice dude
    well i don't like wet lard creatures anyway so i can easily avoid

    being around them i guess

    and grecia

    come on

    lets not get tipsy
    daves probably way too cool for this shite anymore yeah?

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  14. He`s probably playing some weird ass lame-o game

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