Really, that's at like #8 on my list. Seriously, you're keeping a six ton predator in a fucking swimming pool doing tricks for morons day in and day out. It's surprising more people don't get eaten. Now I ain't gonna say the gal deserved it, but...
Oh you mean that fat ass in the first row. He gave me that "you look tasty" stare the whole fuckin show. Knew he was gunna go for it. Thanks for the warning bro.
Clearly the best solution is to tear the offender open as if you were an infernal whirligig of blades and acid. Where you get the blades is your problem though :V
That fucker shouldn't even be able to eat a kid, let alone some woman. I mean, look at all that blubber, it's a crime against nature. Somebody needs to introduce that motherfucker to nutrasystem.
omg dave ur blogg is sooo laaaaaame like sereusly my blog is liek an infenity withen an ienfinity tiems beetter than urs and i onlyy have lieke 2 goddamm posts *so manyy spellinm istakes i cant enven count
Really, that's at like #8 on my list. Seriously, you're keeping a six ton predator in a fucking swimming pool doing tricks for morons day in and day out. It's surprising more people don't get eaten. Now I ain't gonna say the gal deserved it, but...
ReplyDeleteoh fucking great, my parents are planning a trip to that hellhole
ReplyDeleteIT KEEPS HAPPENING
ReplyDeleteFIRST THREE ROWS MAY GET MESSILY DEVOURED
ReplyDeleteoh man, that would be so cool. if anyone reading this works at Seaworld, you know what to do. it's for the sake of things that would be so cool.
you know it bro
ReplyDeleteWise words indeed.
ReplyDeletebro
ReplyDeletehumans are delicous to wales
were like
pancakes
international house of man
ReplyDeletethe embassy slash diner
Looksl ike she had a WALE OF A TIMe!
ReplyDeleteI bet one of her co workers soaked her swim suit in fish or something,
ReplyDeleteas some hilarious practical joke...
"hahah you smell like fishohgodagiantorca"
Fat soaking monsters will eat me?
ReplyDeleteOh you mean that fat ass in the first row. He gave me that "you look tasty" stare the whole fuckin show. Knew he was gunna go for it. Thanks for the warning bro.
Clearly the best solution is to tear the offender open as if you were an infernal whirligig of blades and acid. Where you get the blades is your problem though :V
ReplyDeletedave i got your back
ReplyDeletehey bro where did you hide my reply? not cool man, not cool.
ReplyDeleteThat fucker shouldn't even be able to eat a kid, let alone some woman. I mean, look at all that blubber, it's a crime against nature. Somebody needs to introduce that motherfucker to nutrasystem.
ReplyDeleteomg dave ur blogg is sooo laaaaaame
ReplyDeletelike sereusly my blog is liek an infenity withen an ienfinity tiems beetter than urs
and i onlyy have lieke 2 goddamm posts
*so manyy spellinm istakes i cant enven count